We go through the charade of purchasing chickens together.
There has been a lot of talk about high-quality chickens. Jonny apparently wants to buy the "Rolls-Royce" of the chicken world. Yet, by the time our chicken-perusal is complete, Jonny has settled on the chickens who reside closer to the Kia end of the market. These chickens cost barely more than a family-size bucket from KFC, and some of them wouldn't look out of place there.
Clearly, JB has realised that the sham of actually keeping chickens is going to eat into his skunk profit-margin.
Tuesday 25 March 2008
Monday 10 March 2008
Coup
Len the Fish toils on a wooden structure in Jonny's garden. For hour after hour, he nails, saws, hacks and tacks. Jonny makes him a cup of tea from time to time.
Len is very good with his hands, particularly when it comes to cultivating the 'erb. This structure appears to be some kind of advanced marijuana production facility. I wonder what kind of cut JB is going to give the Fish. I'm surprised he would let Jonny move into production - there must be a healthy sweetner involved.
Later in the day, JB asks me if I had ever considered keeping chickens. I play him for a while, and eventually he asks if I would like to share his new coup. This is a subtle strategy, I must say. Get me on side, then grow the skunk right under my nose. It reeks so bad I can almost smell it.
Len is very good with his hands, particularly when it comes to cultivating the 'erb. This structure appears to be some kind of advanced marijuana production facility. I wonder what kind of cut JB is going to give the Fish. I'm surprised he would let Jonny move into production - there must be a healthy sweetner involved.
Later in the day, JB asks me if I had ever considered keeping chickens. I play him for a while, and eventually he asks if I would like to share his new coup. This is a subtle strategy, I must say. Get me on side, then grow the skunk right under my nose. It reeks so bad I can almost smell it.
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