Friday 29 September 2006

Subject grows a beard

Jonny has grown a beard. I'm afraid he may be gearing up to impersonating a Muslim, in an attempt to incite racial tension in the Kings Lynn area. He's becoming more and more erratic, even going as far as admitting to me that he has bought a spray which eliminates DNA from sperm.

"We don't want another kid at the moment," he says.

I assure him his beard will be a more than adequate deterrent.

The ongoing difficulties with his home seem to be getting him down. I hope his mental state will survive this final period.