Short Andy has filed a report on Jonny B's increasingly perilous state of mind. Apparently Jonny was seen to examine the same shopping bag for 30 minutes, before shouting, to no-one in particular, "Where is my Ham? I have lost my Ham! I cannot locate my Ham, and I have looked extensively for my Ham in this bag and yet my Ham is not in this bag!"
Jonny was then seen attempting to drive a car whilst sitting in the passenger's seat.
I instruct Short Andy to keep a close eye on the subject, and to attempt to locate the Ham if possible. The Ham could provide a useful clue, should we locate it.
