On Narcoleptic Dave

Narcoleptic Dave made his fortune by trafficking boatloads of Eastern Europeans to the UK. Most of these ended up in the sex trade, screwing fat men for loose change. Dave would perform this high-risk smuggling himself, taking his van over the Channel, through to the Eastern Bloc, and back again without stopping for food or sleep. These long trips began taking their toll on Dave, and he developed the disorder which gave him his nickname.

Of course, when these undesirables arrived in the UK, they needed somewhere to stay. So Narcolpetic Dave became an overnight property developer. He would shoehorn 10-20 of them into the smallest properties he could find. Fortunately for Dave, he bought at the right time, and what were hovels of the worse order suddenly became des-res overnight.

I find out that Jonny B's new pad is one of those being presided over by the Slumlord that is Narcoleptic Dave. He threw out the 10 prostitutes who were staying there, scrubbed the matresses clean, and let in Jonny and the LTLP. The lost pimping revenues must be being made up by Jonny in other ways.